I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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