But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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