dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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