She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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