so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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