apparently the secret to your success is patron
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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