1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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