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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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