he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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