Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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