I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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