your room smells of hookers.
And success
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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