The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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