Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I have already put on my inside pants.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
