$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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