he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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