Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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