did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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