Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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