i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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