I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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