all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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