big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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