party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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