Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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