There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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