So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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