i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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