Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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