wakey wakey hands off snakey
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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