that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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