Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Randomize
