More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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