Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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