let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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