i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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