its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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