ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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