You work out of a Hotel?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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