would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She even gives head with a lisp.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Randomize
