Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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