Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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