I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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