Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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