Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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