Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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