sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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