I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
