In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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