WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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