I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize