Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
