Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I want to have your abortion
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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