That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
