in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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