all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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