wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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