She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Just pee around me
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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